Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky. Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol. Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
Pappu: A woman was dating two men - a lawyer and a doctor. When the lawyer went on a business trip he got her a gift. What was it? Bunty: Dunno. Pappu: Obviously, an Apple.
Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.
Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil". The Teacher while correcting him: "You don't have any pencil." "He doesn't have any pencils." "We don't have any pencils." Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman. Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman. Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!